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The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot (nichegamer.com)

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[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If there is an internet rule for every character there is a religion swapped version of that character, I'd like to see Pagan/Wicca versions of them like they have moved out of the bible belt (especially Texas) and into a mostly blue state where they can preserve their freedom of religion from certain religious nutjobs.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make one with a gunstaff that's still in Texas plz

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hurr durr austin.

turn that shit blue then we'll talk

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Heard