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Everyone has different reasons for using a nickname (lemmy.world)

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[–] Uncurious3512@lemmy.world 150 points 1 month ago (5 children)

His other name is Teleporno

https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Celeborn

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago

"Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

They also have this weird cousin named Nhentai that nobody wants to acknowledge.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.

Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn't happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.

I'm guessing.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wouldn't televise mine but you do you celeborn

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

"Is this one of those illegal channels? It's so blurry you can't even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first."

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hobbit porn is just a guy ripping fat tokes on a pipe while gently stroking a rake

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Dammit, and I just changed underwear!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

As someone who's a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it pronounced differently? Like Tokyo Sexwale isn't pronounced like you just did in your head.

[–] Uncurious3512@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sorry, as someone who frequently mispronounces everything, I'm not the right person to ask.

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't think so, at least not meaningfully. Obviously it has a different meaning: tel- is seemingly a prefix that means "finish, end, be last", and orn means tree (can also be seen in his other name, Celeborn). So the meaningful pieces would be tel and orn, which means that the p might be less pronounced than an English person would normally do it, but it doesn't make much of a difference.

Tl;dr: he's just named Teleporno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯