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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Telephone Pornography

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

RNs will know what the ringtone would be.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

First you have to crank the shaft to get some power & establish signal, then proceed to tell some 75%-of-minimum-wage operator in Mordor who you wish to contact, and only then explain in great detail a rather hot sexual encounter that borders on fantasy.

Such is the daily life of a junior teleporner.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No really, your parents named you that?