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Here, lemme try; I always had a good Drone King impression.
"I feel that we uh, have forgotten from where we came, when we give into the kind of anger and hatreds that uh, that blinds us to the collective humanity that we all share. There is, no way toward a constructive peace when uh, when we try to build something without hope; and my hope is that uh, that those who have that kind of anger, will see the light before November 5th."
Only thing you're missing is his weird emphasis on random words and the way he speeds up towards the end of his sentences, and I'm not even sure you're missing it because the end feels like he's speaking faster
If I was more of a ghoul I could probably land an SNL job off that alone; because the speed-up was intentional; as was the build to a shillish point
You're incredible. Go on snl and get fired like a lleftist Shane Gillis
That is a well done Obungler
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