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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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You are a program (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Driving somewhere unknown, I need gas..."hey phone, take me to the nearest gas station" "okay, here's a tiny list of gas stations to choose from, please click the one you want"

Hands free navigation at its finest.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

And then it asks you if the gas station you want is one 8 hours away, instead of the one 3 minutes from your current location. This has happened to me many times.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 month ago

Maybe you wouldn't have that problem if you didn't burn gasoline. Seems like a sensible solution to the safety concern too.