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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't want my penis remembering that much.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
rm -rf penis/

Oops

[–] OR3X@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

That actually made me laugh out loud. πŸ˜‚

[–] Petter1@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Cyberpunk, let’s gooo🀣

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After upgrade, years later in a CT scan. Dr. "That is a weird looking brain it almost looks like a pecker."

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Total mindfuck.

The penis upgrade already exists, it's called a "vaginoplasty," sweaty πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’