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P. Diddy promises to 'ban women from his home' if he's released from jail (www.irishstar.com)
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[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Diddy staying in jail seems like the safer option for women, so let's stick with that.

Edit: apparently men too, didn't know he was an equal opportunity offender

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Also safer for Justin beiber.