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Did I say mandatory? I meant optional! You're "free" to die in a cardboard box under a freeway as a market capitalist scarecrow warning to the other ants so they keep showing up to make us more!

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[โ€“] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I only make enough money to keep my family in this house and warm over the winter. But I am worth 10 billion dollars and would like a 10million dollar ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ loan and forgiveness as I venture into this unknown business deal. Sounds good? Shake on it?