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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Did you drop the glue on your crotch too in first grade? That's going to hunt me forever.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I hope you are able to outrun it one day. Or even perhaps out smart it. Idk, I've never been on a hunt. I assume those would be ways to survive.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

The crutch full of glue finally catches me and then I'm stuck to it and then I wake up doctor.... doctor? 💤. Ok I'll come back tomorrow.