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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 year ago by princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] WackyTabbacy42069@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is the prequel to the movie Jaws. While sharks only kill like 10 people a year, cocaine shark will justify our shark-fears