this is the only thing that I need to hear about stuff that goes into my body. chalk paste? cartilage trimmings? yes! as long as it's human grade, I'll eat it!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (5 children)

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

lol, solid ass bit.

I went to school for like ag and food shit, so I learned the grading system. the real terms are more dystopian, because of course the the optics of anything that doesn't look amazing would be bad for industry.

so, I invite you all to see the beef quality grades in the US from highest to lowest:

prime
choice
select
(if you're at a grocery store and you're buying beef as an ingredient to take home and prepare food, it is one of the ones above this line... below this point is entering the Dark Territory)
standard
commercial
utility
cutter
canner

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Commercial

Below Standard

what-the-hell

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

It reminds me of that King of the Hill joke

Luanne: What's a "food product"?

Peggy: Well, it's something you can eat that's like food

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

“So anon, why are you vegan again?”

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