This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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Flying was invented by standing up, and then standing up again before sitting down.
No, you've got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.
all you have to do is try to hit the ground and miss!
Nah that's just floating. Haven't mastered that one yet