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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The all new Apple shoe laces! Because now we got you bitch! You thought you could escape ads while tying your shoes? Think again you sonobabich! It's a Walmart October.....sale! Everything...... must go!.... bananas!... $3.56/lb.... American cheese 🧀..... 56c/lb! ....blowout sale....blowout prices!.... Walmart......

Hey! Get out of the way dude! It's the elevator entrance! If you need more time with your laces take a seat over there!

.... In other news, tree elderly cops were run over today while tying their shoes! The CDC suggests banning shoe lace ads unless they are about guns. The republican Senate has put forward the new constitutional ammunition amendment law that includes this and the deportation of anyone who isn't a white guy. Women disagree entirely!....