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Here's the real one:
Adopt pets from the shelter cause they won't live as long and that means less responsibility. So people will think you are a good person, but you actually just want a lazy old dog that will die a year from now. Soon you will be able to tell fake sob stories about the 40 shelter dogs you had to have put down. Does that make you a good person or not? Where is your god now?
Im gonna dare say it, if the dog lived a good life in your hands, you are a good person. Even when your motive might not be good.
To quote another XKCD:
Checkmate, Pascal-ians