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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 week ago (8 children)

No one will punish you for not returning the cart

My opinion on this is reason number 8735 why I will never, and should never, be in charge of a country.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I too have thousands of reasons why I shouldn't be in charge of a country, however I do have one good pitch.

My appointment to dictatorship would be guided solely by autism. I guarantee my powers will only be focused upon my two fixations that deal with the general public, trains and healthcare.

If made supreme leader I will not only make the trains run on time, there will be more trains, more hospitals, we would even have trains that can take you to your job at the hospital. I would shape the perfect world for me, and vicariously a more efficient and safer world for you.

Demand Me for dictator 2024

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why not put the hospital in the train? Instead of taking the train to the hospital, the hospital comes to you

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Tbh, I would love to see it. But our railway infrastructure is dog shit atm, and we wouldn't be able to expand the network fast enough to accommodate something as luxurious as a railway hospital until much later.

My first goal would be to expand the network to the point where cars are unnecessary for the vast majority of my citizens. This would both increase rail traffic to acceptable levels and help alleviate the unnecessary healthcare cost and harm of motor vehicle accidents.

Become my peon, every peon gets healthcare and can apply to drive an electric train. Me -2024

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