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You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you
Thanks for that mental image of a girl using a turkey baster as a dildo and jizz as lube of some sort.
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