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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for that mental image of a girl using a turkey baster as a dildo and jizz as lube of some sort.

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