You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

Rules:

No deaths or serious injuries because who would be around to get told they couldn't park there?
Be excellent to each other

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[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aaah, Brits:

You can't park there, sir.

Also Brits:

You're bloody pisssed, you cunt.

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Ah the good old nuanced British use of Cunt

What are you doing ya daft cunt?

Could mean help is on the way from an old friend or you're about to lose consciousness.

[–] Emperor 5 points 2 months ago

That definitely swung between levels of politeness.