We had this dumbfuck asshole who started singing The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang. He shouted "Stick your hand down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts!" in the middle of the teacher's lecture, who was also a dumbfuck asshole and proceeded to lose his shit and they got in an argument for like half an hour over whether or not it was okay to sing songs in class.

Middle school was largely a waste of time. High school too, but also middle school.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

One of my best middle school stories(and best is subjective since kids can be mean) but in 8th grade history I had class with one of the class clowns. He was a good dude but when he got going he couldn't stop. I forget what he was doing, like a silly voice or fart noises but the entire class was the teacher telling him to stop and him simply not obliging. The teacher ended up having a breakdown and started crying and left the room. A sub showed up right when class was dismissed. It was wild.

It was kids being kids but I also think about it occasionally and it reminds me to try to be good to people. I can get carried away on humor, not that bad but it was a good way of learning how to gauge the room.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Middle school was literally the worst, at least in high school I could cut class and go somewhere

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I still have memories in high school German class of the class clowns screaming at the top of their lungs "ICH LIEBE DICH" with a hard C

[–] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I took French. Our teacher was a single 40-something year old that still lived with his mom but he was alright. I asked him how to say a lot of the dirty words and he actually told me a few. I also asked how to say Cannibal Corpse because that was the semester I dipped out and went to Chicago to see them lol.

Side note but our youngest will use a hard C when he tried to talk and it makes him sound like a tiny drunken German trying to speak broken English lol.

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

the lyrics of his generation

The song of their people

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Same lol

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Skibidi toilet is a millennial-coded meme

Zoomers hate it bc it's "too stupid" and not edgy or political enough to have a dedicated punchline

it looks like it was made in orange box and it's the scatman singing nonsense, both things that materialized and got popular respectively, around 2010

The Boomer --> Millennial --> Alpha and
Xer --> Zoomer --> ???
chain continues
high dopamine contentness and convolution of randomness vs. softer muted (but sometimes very hyper) aesthetics

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know a gen alpha kid who inhales skibidi sigma memes all day and this kid is the embodiment of pure chaos.

Based off sample size of 1 and their memes, I’m going to say they will be the mad max generation

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Skibidi! (They leap and perform a miraculous yet meaningless feat and explode in a ball of fire)

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

mad max generation

The last generation of humans may already be alive right now and will bear witness to the end of civilization.