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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Omg I'm eating out ATM in a busy place and I just sneezed into a napkin in a way that made a seal with my mouth. It came out as an enormous squeak squeal thing and turned everyone's heads. Eek.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Atleast you didn't do a little wee at the same time.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There he was in a busy place
Shoving his food into his face
When the urge to sneeze suddenly took over
He grabbed a napkin to keep his composure
But a seal he made with his dainty mouth
An uncouth sound, it's all gone south
The cafe turns their heads to him
As he sits in silence with his sin.

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My mouth isn't dainty ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

My syllables are large and manly too thank you

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

thatโ€™s the first step to being a casual vacuum cleaner

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Weโ€™ll look on the bright side. At least it didnโ€™t fly back into the face of someone else.

Thereโ€™s no coming back from that.