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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

First task on Monday morning... "Who is going to be pissed at me this week?" Go through and decline the least important meetings until I can get through my week without breaking the space-time continuum.

I used to do it Sunday night but decided fuck that - that's my time.

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