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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I swim 100 laps in an olympic-sized pool of mercury every day before breakfast.

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

mfw you’re not swimming in an olympic-sized pool of gleaming liquid iridium.