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[–] btfod@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It will be revived but with biometric sensors to capture more personal data, all of which is fed into a LLM pretending to be a healthcare provider.

"Your blood pressure is high, here's a list of lifestyle interventions, or upgrade to a premium account for access to a healthy recipe database or go Platinum for access to our concierge prescription delivery service. Meanwhile here's an ad for dick pills."

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

Capitalism truly ruins everything it touches

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

''Your blood pressure is high, kill your dog''

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

Whoa there, officer

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

"If you relinquish yourself to a shelter, your pizza sauce will stick to the crust."

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They already have these little thumbtack devices that stab into your arm and give you annoying warnings over bluetooth that are only somewhat accurate

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Damn. Bet they sell a lot of sensors for those.