All these things happened as a direct result of my running, this much is obvious. I don't know how my legs are linked to the politics of the US, but I hope to understand my powers some day soon. Also Chris Dorner was briefly resurrected when I hit the gym last week (they found his gun). It seems my thighs quench life and my biceps bring it forth.

Last time I went for a long run (managed to be my longest yet at 13k!) This time I am going for a short 5k. I hope to be able to do it in under 22 minutes (when I was at my peak I could do it just under 18 minutes!) We will see if it is time, distance or speed that determines this.

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Run along the San Andreas fault line so Escape From LA can happen.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Run backward along the fault so Bad Day LA can happen

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What happens if I run sideways?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Become crab