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For a proper cucumber sandwich... (self.askuk)

submitted 3 months ago by Treczoks to c/askuk

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White or brown toast?

Toasted or not?

Anything else I should know about cucumber sandwiches?

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[–] Emperor 8 points 3 months ago

White bread, untoasted, thin sliver of marg, feed them to your auntie with weak tea in a china mug and, for dessert, get out Mr Kipling's French Fancies or a couple of slices of Battenberg. Make yourself a few ham and cheese butties with a packet of pickled onion Monster Munch and a glass of crap pop (probably lemonade).

No substitutions accepted.

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