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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it that I would just fart 100 times when I wake up and then fart normal the rest of the day? If I knew when the 100 farts were coming or if I could plan them out to happen at once, then I might take that deal. I poop a lot at times. Mainly the morning.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe instead of pooping the poop juat transforms into 100 farts when it reaches the end of your digestive tract. So you go to the toilet and instead of dumping a log you just fart for 5 minutes straight.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be dope. I'd take that deal.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Same. No more wiping my ass