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I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately. (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 16 points 3 months ago

Granted. All water has lemon in it. Showers leave you sticky and the lemon juice sprays in your eyes. Lemon rain starts to disrupt ecosystems and eat away at buildings. Only lemon sharks remain in the sea. Collapse is imminent. The citrocene is upon us. But you're very quenched when it comes.