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New Zealand food bank distributes candy made from a potentially lethal amount of methamphetamine (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

street value of USD 608 per candy

Good luck getting the real thing. I could buy some normal candy and a roll of food-safe paper, and sell it for hundreds of dollars. Or add cyanide too, just to ensure the customer won't complain when it doesn't get them high.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

That's a big damn piece of candy

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Street price in NZ would be a lot higher than elsewhere. Same goes for Australia