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8 years of "Show us your birth Certificate" from these weirdos (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I saw a picture of what he looked like without the beard and eyeliner, and I'm 100% for making fun of his beard til he shaves it like Henry Zebowski in Crashing.

It's completely the wrong move to shave it. But he could easily be talked into it

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How... how do you talk someone you've never met into shaving his beard?

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it's a MAGAt just tell him it's weird.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 18 points 3 months ago

woke

yknow how hipsters are woke? yeah? well do you know a hipster that DOESNT have a beard?!?

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Call it weird for a week or two would probably be enough.

If not, we can just call him a wanna be Ted Cruz and that'll probably push him over the edge to differentiate

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Natural 20 persuasion check.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Why did you make me look this up.

He looks like a fatter Young Republican Tyler Labine.

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