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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 306 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (44 children)

“[F]or a comment. This is ridiculous, for a comment,” he allegedly said. “I guess I’m gonna need a lawyer.”

The comment:

Carillo in one post said Harris doesn’t “have a snowballs chance in hell which is exactly where you’re going and soon. I will cut your eyes out of your FUCKING head” and “will make sure you suffer a slow agonizing death."

He said he would “personally” set Harris on fire “if no one else does."

Carillo said Harris is “going to regret ever trying to become president because if that ever happened I will personally pluck out her eyes with a pair of pliers but first I will shoot and kill everyone that gets in my way that is a fucking promise.”

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

will shoot and kill everyone that gets in my way that is a fucking promise.”

Real small dick energy

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I just want to get to a world where "that is a fucking promise" is actually a promise.

This is like the whole "figuratively" vs. "literally" thing turned up to 11. Are you actually, literally promising to do something? If not, then don't say "I promise" just to make it understood that you feel something passionately.

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