they're coming out of asylums folks... some of them look like clowns, some of them are made of clay, some of them, and this is true, this is true... some of them, frankly, look like penguins

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

trump-dapper Met a lovely man, handsome man, named Edward Nygma, Nygma! Tried to trick me with a riddle, like he was some sort of Riddler. Well, I don't have to tell you that I solved the riddle, because I am smart, so smart, like Bruce Wayne. But you know, I don't live with little boys in a mansion

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Folks, this big beautiful guy, big muscles, very nice, and I asked him "if I took off that mask, would you die?"

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

He says "it would be extremely painful"...extremely painful so I says to him, "You're, frankly, a big guy"...with all the muscles you know...and you know what he says? And this is true... "For you." Can you believe that? He should be in my secret service...

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

There's a guy, killer croc, great big guy