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Typical Kennedy, leaving dead bodies all over the place.
Yeah, but usually it's American soldiers......ah, you didn't think I'd counter a dark joke with a vietnam dark joke!
Usually, but sometimes it's a woman in a pond.
I don't get this reference. I didn't find any info on Marilyn Monroe in a pond, BUT to my surprise/confusion I found MULTIPLE websites selling rubber ducks, and inflatable ducks made in the image of Marilyn Monroe as a yellow duckie. Selling anywhere from $5, to $40. To which that just adds MORE questions....
What am I missing here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappaquiddick_incident
I'm not sure how I'd never heard of this. It's always disappointing how the rich and powerful receive different legal treatment than us regular folk.