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WYR: ear fruit grown on a bulbasaur or drink water from a squirtle. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Added info: Both offer it to you willingly and happily. Is bulbasaur fruit vegan? Squirtle obviously used water gun which shoots outta its mouth.

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[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't the fruit come from a post-Venosaur evolution that is triggered by beedrill or butterfree pollinating it?

Either way I'll go with the fruit. It's no more gross than eating chicken eggs. Meanwhile who knows where squirtle gets the water, it's probably sea water.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One most not think too hard, might crease up ones brain. Keep it nice and smooth.