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Welcome to Patriots for Progress. Round these parts, we roleplay as American conservatives and use all the reactionary buzzwords while continuing to produce leftist and communist propaganda.

Rule 1: No special snowflake white supremacist nonsense, or any other kind of bigotry

Rule 2: No big city econ major capitalism talk. And no centrism either, the LORD gave us the second amendment for a reason

Rule 3: AMERICAN PATRIOTS ONLY 🦅🦅🦅!!! This is America, so you'd best speak English, Navajo, Cherokee, or some other American language!

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True americans use 10 commandments as law. (programming.dev)

submitted 3 months ago by TadoTheRustacean@programming.dev to c/patriotsforprogress@lemmy.ca

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Why is Jesus’ gun double ended?

Barrel 1

Barrel 2

[–] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

His ways are both mysterious and unquestionable.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn’t the barrel where the shoulder stock should be and the shoulder stock where the barrel should be? Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t see two barrels. The gun is just for self-harm purposes only I guess, even though the magazine is “backwards” for that purpose too

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, when Jesus is ready to throw down, he shoots himself and apotheosizes into his final form. He grabs the ropes, shakes them, and "hulks out", the crowd goes fucking bananas.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Top left I assume should be the stock, bottom right the barrel. If you see the screenshots, top left barrel without sights?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can’t remember as I haven’t touched a rifle in what seems like forever but if that is sights, it seems awfully forward

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

im going off videos and images ive seen. Im British, we don’t have these.

BUT if you weren’t aware, the images in this community are completely AI generated. Heres another that was posted (two magazines, very bent hand/wrists etc)

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Ah, I guess the haphazard rifle makes a lot more sense now.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

https://danieldefense.com/m4a1-fsp-upper-receiver-group-23-004-09376.html

That’s just the front but I believe that’s where the sight is

[–] moroni@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

AI generated image, I suppose.