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He had to go become a man for her. She would have married him anyways, even if he had been nothing but a fat potato farmer, but instead she's now married to a complete badass who gets house visits from the king of Gondor and is richer than everyone in the shire combined. I bet you he looks her straight in the eyes when he fucks her now.
It would have cost you nothing to not type that last sentence.
Nasty, wicked hobbitses.
Absolute gold comment mate. Gave y'boi the respect he deserves.