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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

We should start a crowdfund to send libs en masse to Palestine so they can talk to Palestinians about how they're acting like Slytherins when they really should be more like Griffindors. They probably just never thought about it that way. And then Palestine can be partitioned through the 4-state solution, with each state named after a Hogwarts house and only people of respective characteristics may live in a particular state. Israelis will be in Griffindor automatically and Palestinians will be either in Slytherin if they don't condemn Hamas or maybe they can make it to Ravenclaw if they do condemn Hamas, but if they condemn Hamas and are top physical specimens then they can maybe go to Griffindor. Then all the houses, except Slytherin, led by Hunter Biden as Harry Potter will team up for one final battle against Lord Voldemort Putin in Russia and win. Ukraine is the other school with the blondes. This might be the way to peacefully settle the conflicts in the Middle-east and the world.

Jesus, this is how libs think.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We should start a crowdfund to send libs en masse to Palestine

Haven't the Palestinians suffered enough already?

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Isn'trael already did this. Look how well it's going.