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submitted 4 months ago by mecfs@lemmy.world to c/okmatewanker

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Me girlfriend and I were walking along a beach and just had a bug (big) fight. I attempt to calm myself by buying an ice cream cone. I take one bite and a seagull dive bombed my cone while at the same time sitting (shitting) on my shirt. I absolutely lose my shit, rip off my shirt like Hulk Hogan, and go on an explative filled tirade. I've never been mader in my life. I totally get what this guy did.

Edit: (auto correct)

[–] Emperor 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel the typos only make this better.

[–] mecfs@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

(bug fight actually lowkey sounds like a kiwi bloke saying big fight)

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Just had a discussion with my wife, gf at the time in this story, about how my phone spell check sucks. It wants to correct "pet-free" but "cobdition" is ok.

https://ibb.co/BPvFHxD

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Your wife remembers what you did before you married and has mucked with your autocorrect settings.

[–] Emperor 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You have trained your spellchecker weel.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

I guess that's what I get for being in the Samsung environment for 14 yors.