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Only $300 because not just anyone is clever enough to participate and I want only the best and most clever investors working with me.
Why hello busines partner
“Partner” is a very exclusive title in my circle, and I reserve it only for the most discerning investors, who want to climb to the upper echelons of personal wealth. But you seem like just the right kind of person to me, perhaps I can expedite your application - shall we say a small $10k donation to my charitable foundation?
Great, where's the postage stamp i need to sign over, and do you understand agreements with nautical carriers?
(I cant even drop to this level of stupid when I'm trying)