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[–] norimee@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

As a nurse this bandage trump showed up with looks totally like it is for show only. I would bet real money, that no healthcare professional was near this bandage and it was probably a PR person who ~~sticked~~ stuck this on him.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Sticked:stuck::hanged:hung

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh no! You exposed me as a non native English speaker. What will I do now?

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully, you'll know that "stuck" is the correct term? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry plenty of native speakers would have written the same thing :P

[–] StarshotJohn@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I thought that too, it almost looks like a piece of telfa taped to his ear. I was hoping he'd have a glasscock dressing.

[–] III@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Can't wait to see some daring journalist ask Trump in a filmed interview to see the scar. I assume Trump will classify that under the "that's too personal" category of lies he doesn't want to defend.