this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

signs into portal

ding!

"New sign-on to Grek Ultra Product Manager Plus!"

Why is this the default

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Security alert: Login from a new unknown device!" - it's the same computer on the same network as the previous 300 logins!

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

How dare you use a browser that doesn't let us track the fuck out of you! Delete cookies and cache every time!?

You deserve this.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ie. Fuck you for deleting our cookies

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

That automatically expires after 30 days anyway. So even if you didn't do it, we did.