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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 199 points 3 months ago (4 children)

And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon

[–] piranhaphish@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

How apropos.

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/k5b36a/anon_can_stop_time/

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