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what would be a funny thing to teach my 5 y/o niece? (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by pelletbucket@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'm visiting extended family for the first time in a long time, and one of my nieces has reached the impressionable age where she keeps mimicking things that she sees me do. what's a really funny but fairly harmless thing I should teach her to do?

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Teach her how she can insert "apparently" into every statement.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with "By the way."

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

In 80 years your kid could be president

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 9 points 4 months ago

And "allegedly"