This is what happens when you have way too much land from killing all the indigenous people. You pour asphalt everywhere instead of building a parking garage.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

sorry, but

pour toxic waste everywhere

indigenous people

sprays pesticide all over food

don't know

kill every buffalo and pile their skulls into a mountain

how to

turn the entire continental shelf into a parking lot

use the

embalm the dead with formaldehyde and bury them in an expensive box that biodegrades as slowly as possible

land properly

burn fossil fuels until the planet becomes uninhabitable

so god gave it to us instead

eating nothing but burgers for 50 years

it's called manifest destiny you wouldn't understand it

die of stomach cancer

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Seriously, even the dinky minor league team near me has parking garages.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

This is what happens when you want to brag about your green design but don't actually give a shit about sustainability.

Pouring a bunch of asphalt in a massive rectangle would reduce the overall footprint by like 60%.

This was somebody who thought "green infrastructure" meant randomly placing trees and spreading out parking spaces.