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Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10 (programming.dev)

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https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/all/windows-10-why-dont-i-have-permission-to-open-my/6f33e814-3cc6-4ce6-993c-dffcf1bb5b75

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[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the answer of giving the giy the reins and letting him get it so riddled with viruses then when he calls for support replying "sorry, your property your problem. You have absolute dominion over it and thus we give no warranty as we have no responsibility."

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 29 points 4 months ago

Microsoft gives no warranty and assumes no responsibility as it is.