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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 127 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

The comment section is wild. So many people thinking that the Japanese government is somehow late to the floppy free party. Clearly they have no idea how dire the IT infrastructure situation is for the most critical systems of the world's major super powers

If you think the US government is floppy free, let alone capable of going floppy free in the next 5 years, I've got a bridge to sell ya

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not only because the infra is bad but also because floppy is "safer". It's not "connected"amd no one can invade it.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] I_poop_from_there@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Security through obscurity would be having a system connected to a network, but relying on a secret / unknown protocol to secure it.

Air-gapping a system is a real and very useful security method. That being said, it's not enough by itself.

If you're interested, have a look at past examples, like the recent work on breaking Tetra communication standard and Stuxnet.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

As another guy joked it's really is genuinely more accurate to call floppy discs security by obsolescence because everyone doesn't have the stuff required to manipulate/read floppy discs and there are even people who don't even know what a floppy disk is and just think it's a physical save button

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's why I only communicate via poop/sparkle emoji Morse code

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[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

✨✨ 💩✨💩➿💩 ✨✨✨✨💩💩 ✨✨

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Where are floppies used in the US government? Old mainframes are all over the place but where are floppies?

Japan just got an acute case of what a lot of western governments have - IT early adopter disease. These old systems were built using (at the time) revolutionary technology that was designed without much thought given to modularity or sun-setting.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Iirc literally the nuclear launch systems? I'll see if I can find the article.

Edit: not anymore, but as recent as about 2019ish. Can't imagine they're the only ancient infrastructure still using this level of technology though. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/24/us/nuclear-weapons-floppy-disks.html

[–] TonyOstrich@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I'm not sure about government but I am aware of test equipment in commercial aerospace that still use floppy disks, soooo.....

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 54 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Tape makes an excellent, dirt cheap, large scale backup solution. You can get a 30 TB tape for 45 bucks.

[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

As long as you test restoring those backups, which is where many entities fail.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wish smaller scale tape storage was more viable for home use (homelab scale). Would love to have tapes instead of spinning drives for something like a home media server.

Last time I looked into it I didn’t even know where to start. Is it more feasible now? I’d imagine power consumption would also be better than keeping disks spinning all the time.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Tape is not great for things you actually want to access like media

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 months ago

Yes, but it's great for your emergency backup copy of media.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My thought process is that in the case of media I’m not accessing the same files over and over, at least not for most of the files. For a media archive it would make sense, to me at least. I’m not familiar with modern tape storage, I’m sure there’s many good reasons why this isn’t done (yet?).

Would be good for self hosted offsite backups too I’d imagine.

[–] AProfessional@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You don’t get fast random access. So you have to read the whole tape if it’s near the end.

[–] mint_tamas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The tape drives I found were really expensive. But as others mentioned, it’s not really suitable for media anyway. Only cold storage backup.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Hell yeah brother

[–] LemoineFairclough@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Linear Tape-Open (LTO) has significant advantages in certain situations, such that you have to make specific design decisions if you don't want people to use it: https://www.chia.net/2018/06/11/the-asic-resistance-of-proof-of-space/ https://chiaforum.com/t/lto-tape-drive-as-a-storage-option/12829/3

I will always remember stumbling upon this video ("HP Protecting your business data (or Disc vs Tape)"): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHP_bKJx2xg

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago
[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Amazon and Facebook probably aren't tape free either. Tape is crazy cheap and reliable. It's just really slow.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Its been a while since I used one but arent 3.5's unreliable? I still remember having problems with data integrity way back then. I dont remember them as some rock solid tech and I'd rather put my faith into 650MB CDs if I had to choose.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Granted I'm too young to have handed floppys but from what I understand from my dad and other people the appeal of floppys today is not reliability but rather that normal people have moved on to USB and CDs and have long since thrown away their floppy drives and some people only know them as icon buttons making them pretty good spot to hide classified documents and government secrets

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

I can't imagine that's the main reason. You can buy a 3.5" floppy reader with a usb connection for like 20 bucks on amazon and anyone who wanted to get their hands on government secrets would not be deterred by that.

I think the simplest and most likely reason is that updating things and making changes in bureaucracies is hard on its own, and any time you start dealing with tech it's all a house of cards where one system depends on another and so changing any one thing will either make it all fall down or bring along with it massive sweeping changes.

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

3.5 inch disks only held about 2MB on a good day. Reliable or not, you won't get much on that disk these days.

Unless you are going to make your own backups and take them somewhere else, I would use a cloud solution. Yes, you have to trust the company you choose not to fuck with your data, but they are fault-tolerant solutions that will likely last longer than some random removable solution.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I somehow wouldn't be surprised if certain parts of the US government still used reel to reel tapes.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

...punch cards. My money is on punch cards.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I'm pretty sure even putinism didn't stop Russia from being floppy-free

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it would be pretty hilarious if sanctions push them to ditching floppies

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Flopoies aren't used at all AFAIK. But email is. And USB tokens.