How does the embodiment of Actually Existing America get any work done when the embodiment of America As A Concept is flying around outside with super hearing?

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[–] context@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i remember a while ago someone here suggesting a comic book or tv series where clark kent is also a really good investigate journalist and the cia keeps trying to give him their award for journalism and can't figure out why he's still alive

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The story I'm thinking of would be more from Cheney's perspective so this would make a good subplot. It would be good comic relief as Superman would know exactly what's going on and maybe he plays it off with Clark Kent's regular bumbling aloofness so the CIA think he just keeps getting lucky

[–] context@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

exactly, so the agents assigned to the task keep devising ever more complex and wacky assassination attempts set to yakety sax

meanwhile what does superman do when clark kent learns about the salt pit?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

That's when he let's himself get captured and Superman 'incidentally' destroys the place whilst rescuing Clark Kent

[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

superman giving the CIA the full fidel-cool experience is a great concept ngl