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I don’t mean that the joke just isn’t funny, I want to know a joke that almost makes you want to fast-forward through the scene.

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[–] Hubbubbub@fedia.io 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Here's the opposite; a joke that I love from a sitcom I hate: "Secret elixir, huh? Well, I'm usually more of a bourbon guy, but when push comes to shove I don't know what the hell's in that either." - Charlie Harper, "Two and a Half Men"

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

That's one good joke from one insufferable show.

A mix of grains consisting of not less than 51% corn, water, yeast and oak. That's what you need to make bourbon.