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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 95 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aah yes, the famous LinkedIn CEOs with their stupid takes that are not even original.

[–] liam070@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brigette Hyacinth

A name so exotic it leaves the bitter taste of AI-madness in my mouth...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Makes me think of Hyacinth Bucket

[–] Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Iiiiiits bouquet dear. And will you be showing up for my candle light dinner with riparian entertainment?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Mind the horses Richard

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think I'm going to body the next person that introduces themselves as a CEO and has a business they haven't even created a MVP with yet, or it's just them with a "good idea."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

created a MVP

Well, to be fair, parenthood isn't for everyone and it takes a lot of time to mold your spawn into any kind of player, let alone the most valuable one..