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Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you're having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

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Do not tell Satan.

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Thanks for the Trumpian-like response!

#MAGA may be right!