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Critical flaw in current wizard fashion

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[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm just positing here, but maaaaaybe she doesn't want to open the can of worms with spells targeting external hair.

[–] TheOakTree@beehaw.org 15 points 3 months ago

I cast: instant brazilian waxing!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My hearing is already going, so there can't be too much to target. Besides, internal hair (betting a lot of cysts being caused) sounds like a good target for all the wizards who have perfected the mend spell on organic matter.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just have a spell that makes you grow hair inside your throat.

Lmao, that sounds like someone's idea of a good time, depending on where in the throat. Tickle, tickle!