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[–] an_onanist@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Also curious as to how it ended up it central Italy.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

A wizard did it.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

if you like me are curious where the battle was meant to have taken place it's here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KGYCh7dmVGvcJ9CD6

tbh not that difficult to sail to Italy so I guess the case is still open

[–] an_onanist@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

First they would have to carry the head to the coast which is no easy task without a Toyota. You make it sound like crossing the Mediterranean is easy but storms are frequent and problematic. The ancient Israelites were not known for their seafaring prowess. In fact, they once got lost in the desert for 40 fucking years, so their ability to navigate by the stars is doubtful. Once they arrived in Italy, then, they would have had to cart that monstrosity hundreds of miles to Rome. And remember, this was before all road led there so, even more difficult. Finally, one should ask themselves why they would bother.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

well some people would do anything for head

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Exactly, at the time only Nissan was widely available, which is useless for this purpose.

Israel, Italy. I've never been to either, so they're basically the same place /s

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

And how it was exposed to the elements, sitting on the forest floor, and yet survived…. Remarkably intact…

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

God works in mysteeeeeerious ways...

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You don't know? Unlike the rest of italy, central italy is famously situated in the middle east

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought you were going to say the middle of Italy, that would have been a crazy coincidence in the naming!